im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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