So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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