I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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