Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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