just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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