it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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