butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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