why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize
