but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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