You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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