mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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