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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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