I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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