i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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