Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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