having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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