I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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