I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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