Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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