P.S. I can't hear my feet
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
