Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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