There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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