her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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