I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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