I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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