if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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