There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So much Jack, so little girl.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
There's even glitter on my cock...
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