WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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