I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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