thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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