It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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