I think scott just propositioned me for sex
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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