i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
