no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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