If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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