About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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