Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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