with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Randomize
