you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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