i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
