Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
