they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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