HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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