gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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