Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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