Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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