youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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