Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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