i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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