Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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