We won't sleep together?
her vagine was all disorganized.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
