Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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