yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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