Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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