Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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